GUESS WHAT???

Happy Halloween!!! :D

LOL!

“I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me….

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.”

26th october

yup 26th October i.e today
did u know that today
in 1942 lead pencils were first used
in 1774 minute men organised colonies
in 1810 US annexed western Florida
in 1905 union of Sweden and Norway ends
in 1954 Walt Disney's 1st television program "Disneyland" premier's in ABC
in 1968 First european satellite was launched. Esro 1 at Cape Kennedy
in 2012 :( Hurricane Sandy make landfall in the Bahamas.

Lol! dats funny............

Difference between complete and finished! :P

Be lazy think crazy!!

I want to drown in this pink lake!!

Lake Hillier is a pink-colored lake on Middle Island, the largest of the islands and islets that make up the Recherche Archipelago, Western Australia. From above the lake appears a solid bubble gum pink. It is such a significant distinguishing feature of the archipelago that air passengers often crane their necks to take a glimpse of it.

The lake is about 600 meters long, and is surrounded by a rim of sand and a dense woodland of paperbark and eucalyptus trees. A narrow strip of sand dunes covered by vegetation separates it to the north from the Southern Ocean.

Unlike other pink lakes in the world like the one in Retba and the salt ponds at San Francisco Bay, the pink color of Lake Hillier has not been decisively proved, although it is speculated that the color could arise from a dye created by the organisms Dunaliella salina and Halobacteria. Another hypothesis is that the pink color is due to red halophilic bacteria in the salt crusts. That the color is not a trick of light can be proved by taking water from the lake in a container – the pink color can be found to be permanent.

One of the first evidence of Middle Island's pink lake dates back to the journals of Matthew Flinders, a British navigator and hydrographer in 1802. Flinders had climbed Middle Island's highest peak (now known as Flinders Peak) to survey the surrounding waters when he came across this remarkable pink lake. Except for a few years when salt extraction was being carried out here, the island and its pink lake has been almost untouched and has since then provide visitors with one of the most amazing view of the world's natural wonder.

courtesy: http://www.amusingplanet.com

The Drug Bust

The phone rings at Federal Drug Enforcement Agency headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the Federal Drug Enforcement Agency?"
"Yes. What can we do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding cocaine in his firewood."
"Thank you, this will be noted."
Next day, the Drug Enforcement agents come over to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood, find no cocaine, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the Federal Drug Enforcement guys come by?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood for you?"
"Yeah, they did."
"Okay, now it's YOUR turn to call. I need my garden plowed."

english test!

well....................... today was our english test (fa4) (30 marks) and it went well!! :P

Not marble, Nor the gilded monuments.....

SONNET 55 by Shakespeare

Not marble, nor the gilded monuments
Of princes, shall outlive this powerful rhyme;
But you shall shine more bright in these contents
Than unswept stone besmear'd with sluttish time.
When wasteful war shall statues overturn,
And broils root out the work of masonry,
Nor Mars his sword nor war's quick fire shall burn
The living record of your memory.
'Gainst death and all-oblivious enmity
Shall you pace forth; your praise shall still find room
Even in the eyes of all posterity
That wear this world out to the ending doom.
So, till the judgment that yourself arise,
You live in this, and dwell in lovers' eyes.

I love this sonnet! I don't know why............ It's also the first sonnet I have ever read, it was in my coarse.

This sonnet delivers a simple message......

people build statues and monuments to get remembered by the next generation and the next generation and so on but they never realize that the monuments and the statues will once get destroyed with the sluttish time or the wasteful wars but the writings, the art always remain.That is the reason shakespeare

By the way today, I posted this poem because today was the last day of my English teacher in school. She was a very nice teacher and we are going to miss her a lot! and want to tell her that she will always dwell in her student's minds! :( :) :D

Teenager Posts

I love those crazy teenager posts and I guess everybody loves them. I seriously have a great sense of respect for the person who really got this idea!! :D :P

Bakrid Mubarak! :D

Know more about this festival.......... check it out on the most trusted link beow! :D

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eid_Ul_Zuha

APJ Abdul Kalam

Avul Pakir Jainulabdeen Abdul Kalam, known as the MISSILE MAN OF INDIA has a prominent role in India's 1998 nuclear weapon tests which catapulted him into the limelight all of a sudden. Before becoming the 11th President of India he had been an aerospace engineer with DRDO and ISRO. And the good news is that he was not a very bright student! but the best president of India ever.

He was born in Tamil Nadu, India on 15th October 1931. Yes 15 October is today.......... lets all wish him a very Happy Birthday! :D (the famous singer, Usher also shares birthday with him, wish him too!! :D)

 His Biographies, Wings of fire is the first part and turning points the second!

Dussehra

Dussehra is a major Hindu festival also known as vijyadashmi. According to the Hindu calender it falls on the tenth day of the month ashwin. It varies in the standard calender recognized by the world but mostly falls in the month of October. In 2013 it is on  14th October i.e today! The day culminates a 9 day fasting period of Navratri (I told you before about Navratri http://myconfusingandcrazylife.blogspot.in/2013/10/enjoying.html )
The day is also celebrated to commemorate the killing of Ravana by Lord Ram. :D

hehe

LOL me too! :P

Me and mom!

My sister and my dad is not here................ so m left with my mom, we both are having loads of fun........ though I never liked her that much but now I think that she not that bad............ at last she is MY mom so she ought to be awesome. And I really respect her for giving birth to a legend i.e me :P (no offence)....... 

In an exam

Tick tock
Mind block
Pen stop
Eye pop
Full shock
Jaw drop
Time up
No luck
Oh fuck!!

if u understood u gonna love it by the way I have not written this interesting shit but still thnx! :D

My sister....

Missing her........................ yes she was annoying but she was there!!! sorry........................ she is anoying but she left today with my aunt and grandma............... She's in the train right now and I am here all alone with my mom........................ I have nothing much to write today......................... :(

enjoying!!

My maternal grandmother and and my aunt are here at my house all the way from Florida................ Met them after almost a year. We are enjoying like hell, eating chatting, playing games. They are going to visit their hometown tomorrow and this time my younger sister is going with them for 10 whole days. Its true that we fight a lot and I always say that I don't love her but I never meant that...... I have never spent more than a night without her and the main problem is that I can't even show that I I have started missing her before she's gone.
I read this week's horoscope today. It said that things are calm but a wind will soon throw me in all the action. I can't stop thinking what sort of "action" is waiting for me out there!! another basketball tournament, some teacher trying to harass me, increase in work load. IDK. actually I usually use to say that I don't believe in horoscope's and tarot cards and all that future stuff   but still............... you know..................
By the way I forgot to tell you that Navrati has started yesterday, Its a nine day festival in which people worship nine forms of a hindu mythology goddess Durga. This is mostly celebrated in India and Bangladesh. In India it has a special recognition in West Bengal. Actually West Bengal is known for it's rich culture and Durga Puja. The day after these nine days is celebrated as Dussehra which has it's own story. I am gonna teel that tale on that day... :) :D

Marks........ :'(

well...................... my marks are going down down  down down just like Justin Bieber. In maths it 71% and in Hindi and Social studies it's 77%. My mom is going to kill me!! :( results of science and english and computers are still pending................. GOD!!! save me!!!! I am seriously in need of studying hard! :(

Gandhi Jayanti

"An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind."

This line was spoken by Mahatma Gandhi, The man who defeated the odds. His policy of non violence or "Satyamev Jayate" has been recognized by the world.

Mahatma Gandhi whose full name was Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi led India to independence and inspired movements for civil rights and freedom across the world. The honorific Mahatma (Sanskrit: "high-souled," "venerable")—applied to him first in 1914 in South Africa,—is now used worldwide. He is also called Bapu (Gujarati: endearment for "father," "papa.") in India. 

Gandhi's birthday i.e today  is chosen as a commemoration for the billions of non-human animals that are slaughtered by the human farming industry each year. The practice started in 1983

He was also an exceptional writer. One of Gandhi's earliest publications, Hind Swaraj, published in Gujarati in 1909, is recognised as the intellectual blueprint of India's freedom movement. The book was translated into English the next year, with a copyright legend that read "No Rights Reserved". For decades he edited several newspapers including Harijan in Gujarati, in Hindi and in the English language; Indian Opinion while in South Africa and, Young India, in English, and Navajivan, a Gujarati monthly, on his return to India. Later, Navajivan was also published in Hindi. In addition, he wrote letters almost every day to individuals and newspapers.

Gandhi also wrote several books including his autobiography, The story of my experiments with truth (Gujarātī "સત્યના પ્રયોગો અથવા આત્મકથા"), of which he bought the entire first edition to make sure it was reprinted. His other autobiographies included: Satyagraha in South Africa about his struggle there, Hind Swaraj, a political pamphlet, and a paraphrase in Gujarati of John Ruskin 's Unto Last. This last essay can be considered his programme on economics. He also wrote extensively on vegetarianism, diet and health, religion, social reforms, etc. Gandhi usually wrote in Gujarati, though he also revised the Hindi and English translations of his books.

Gandhi's complete works were published by the Indian government under the name The collected works of Mahatma Gandhi in the 1960s. The writings comprise about 50,000 pages published in about a hundred volumes. In 2000, a revised edition of the complete works sparked a controversy, as it constituted large number of errors and omissions. The Indian government later withdrew the revised edition.

Gandhi Jayanti is celebrated on 2nd of October i.e today, every year and is one of the three official declared National Holidays of India and is observed in all its states and union territories. 

Gandhi Jayanti is marked by prayer services and tributes all over India, especially at Raj Ghat, Gandhi's memorial in New Delhi where he was cremated. Popular celebration includes prayer meetings, commemorative ceremonies in different cities by colleges, local government institutions and socio-political institutions. Painting and essay competitions are conducted and best awards are awarded for projects in schools and the community, on themes of glorifying peace, non-violence and Gandhi's effort in Indian Freedom Struggle. Usually, Gandhi's favourite devotional song, Raghupati Raghav Rajaram is sung in memory of him.